definitions by tate - pt. 2

Grass (n) - The green stuff that grows outside. Also, what you put in your car to make it go.

I've noticed lately that he's been shoving handfuls of grass into the gas tank on his Cozy Coupe, and then last night he asked if "Daddy was putting grass in the car" when we stopped at the gas station to fill up. Love how his little brain thinks. Remind me to clear this up before he's 16...

definitions by tate

Ambulance (n) - A specially equipped vehicle used to transport the sick or injured.

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Am-blance (n) - Help people. Big boo-boos. Elbows. Whoo-whoo-whoo!!